Last day of November, far far north in Europe. Flowers start to bloom. Again.

My recorded talk on for intranets in is now published 📊

Thank you @matomocamp for the opportunity and for organizing a great conference 🙏
video.matomocamp.org/w/1Xed35o

It’s a curious thing being a parent. With my wife not able to follow through with our 5YO’s first visit to a theatre I had to go.

I cannot imagine something more cringe-worthy than attending a play at a theatre. But the offspring’s excitement of the unknown concept of a play and the acting itself was interesting enough for me to forget that I really hate theatres 😂

The 5YO’s first comment when leaving? “That was not for real”.
Yeah, that’s why I don’t like it. They’re not even trying.

Since this book apparently got paid for by a million people it is hard to argue that the author isn’t surrounded by idiots 😂

Hur jobbar du med testning av webbplatsen och hur gör du ditt urval av sidor att lägga extra mycket fokus på?

Här är det förfarande som @marcusosterberg brukar ha nästan oavsett vad som ska analyseras (med ett litet avslutande förbehåll om just nollmätning).

Ungefär 6 minuters läsning.
webperf.se/articles/testmetodi

Almost time for the closing keynote of day 1 at .
Disinformation expert, and notable tiktoker, Abbie Richards is going to break down the complex information flow in a humorous way.

Blogpost in Swedish 🇸🇪
webperf.se/articles/internetda

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Tobias Oechtering from KTH talked privacy when sharing data. Trying to share insights and models instead of the data itself. This comic comes to mind 😂

webperf.se/articles/internetda

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Open source is ”Free as in puppy.” according to Brian Behlendorf during . You have to give it a home, nurture it, etcetera.
webperf.se/articles/internetda

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Will be live blogging tomorrow, covering the conference. If I’m not getting even more sick, that is 🤧

First keynote is Max Schrems from @noybeu 😃
webperf.se/articles/internetda

It is snowing in Gothenburg. Not sure who is most excited. Me or my 5YO.

Strange times. A week ago we stopped having 15 degrees Celsius and started the meteorological autumn 🍁
Also, I caught a cold but will at least try to listen to the keynotes at tomorrow.

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TGI FAST! December is almost here so it's time to get submissions for the annual Performance Calendar 🚀. Have something performance related to blog about? Know someone who does? Let them know. Ping me or Stoyan who's out here if you need more deets.

youtu.be/2egHi2iL11s

All info below.
submissions: calendar.perfplanet.com/contri

@stoyan
@henrihelvetica

Looking fwd to seeing your submissions! ⚡️ Is there a RT button out here? 🙃

”However it has now decided that alcohol will be available at matches only in hospitality boxes, where the cheapest suites are nearly £20,000 a match, and in some fan zones after 7pm, where it will cost nearly £12 for 500ml of Budweiser.”

Inte för att jag tycker ölkonsumtion är någon mänsklig rättighet, men Qatar är inte så bra på det området heller 😬

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Så vad bryr sig FIFA om då? Pengar tycks det.
har betalat FIFA nästan en miljard i sponsring och nu vill Qatar så där dagarna innan skiten drar igång förbjuda försäljning av öl.
Klåparna på FIFA är som en present som fortsätter att ge, länge. Om man nu är intresserad av drama och olyckshändelser av den riktigt långsamma sorten.
theguardian.com/football/2022/

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#FIFA's president #GianniInfantino, a Swiss-Italian who grew up in Switzerland, just compared himself to migrant workers in Qatar. This is the guy who also said that migrant workers get pride from hard work.

He even made use of anticolonial language to say don't criticize Qatar. This is a good reminder that anticolonial language can also be coopted by white people being paid by Russian and Qatari oligarchs in the hope that it shuts you up.
theguardian.com/football/2022/

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